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ASTON

Aston.. aka, The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the whalley whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the problem, the problem solver, the master of disaster and the king of sting!

The list goes on….
Aston..the best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! SOZ
by AKAUNHEARDOF February 1, 2024
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aston university engineering academy

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud
Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.
by AUEADefinitions February 5, 2020
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aston

aston is soooooo cool. That guy gets all the ladies. Historically, Astons far surpass the intellect of the Logans. Fucking idiots.
"Man, I'd love to have sex with Aston."
by SnappleBH July 24, 2020
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Aston Martin DBX707

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast
Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.
by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022
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Aston lollipop

Using a foam medical swap to soak up bodily fluids and transfer them to the body or mouth of another
He wiped the foam Aston lollipop over her face soaking up the cum she hadn't swallowed and gently pressed it to her mouth. Being a Good Girl who never wastes a drop she sucked it clean eagerly
by Not Bambi October 31, 2022
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nick aston

A Jewish man with a smaller than average mouth and prefers to wank whilst taking a dung
by Hgffhb May 13, 2022
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Aston

The man who takes massive Ls. Aston would be seen taking over 50 Ls a day. Aston is the l king
Damn Aston just got another L
by Ls man October 18, 2022
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