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Menage Assange

The act of having sexual relations with more than one partner within a short period of time.

Where, upon discovering of the concurrent nature of your relations, the partners conspire to destroy your life.

Named for Julian Assange’s misadventures in Sweden which have seen him facing extradition.
Tom thought he was a bit of a player sleeping with two girls from his work in the same week.

It wasn't until they conspired to have him fired that he realised he'd had a Menage Assange.
by Smarticus101 August 20, 2012
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To pull an Assange

To slip off a condom on purpose.... after express orders have been given to use one (especially when done sneakily and behind a girls back!)

Background: Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder has been accused of taking off his condom after having been asked to use one and has actually been imprisoned and is likely to be extradited to Sweden for this nasty move.
The bastard pulled an Assange on me last night! Now I'll have to get the morning after pill....

He tried to pull an Assange on me! I slapped him in the face....
by ThorValkyre December 29, 2010
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assange

(v) To assange means to rape. Related: assanged, assangist, assange them bitches.
Don't walk down that dark lane - you might get assanged.
by the condom wikileaked December 24, 2010
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assange

1)Extreme betrayal, insult, rape, or dehumanization.
2)Betraying a confidence.
3)Giving away a sensitive secret.
You will pay for this assange with your life!
by beaverfan9 December 2, 2010
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flaming assbang

One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.
Man, Ryan seriously is a flaming assbang. I'm gonna remove his nuts while he sleeps.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Assange

To treat yourself to an unauthorised second helping of something previously offered willingly.

Named in honour of Julian Assange.
"What happened to my six pack of beers? I said you could have one, you've Assanged yourself to the rest"
by YerMan September 14, 2012
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penis wiening ass wang

it is a curvy lump on the wrist of your forearm.
the penis wiening ass wang goes up in a curvish angle then goes straight.
by headbanger20148 December 29, 2007
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