Assingator

A women who loves to look at men’s asses

Im an assingator

by Crazylady May 27, 2018

Assing

Means Asking

What u assing me?

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

assing

"assing" is when something is awesome. a very cool word for awesome.

"Hey Max!"
"Hey Finnley!"
"Did you see inside job?"
"Oh, yeah!"
"its assing, dude!"
"I agree!"

by sammymack22 November 11, 2021

ASSING POO

cum, cum, cum, ass, shit, hoe, bitch

Cum on a hoe, ASSING POO.

by reahna, ewqwsrdtfyughujkdrtfgy April 1, 2022

Assing

Tailgating another vehicle; Following to close.

Stop assing the car in front of us, we are going to cause an accident.

by Bmwellss July 10, 2022

assing

noun: feeling general discomfort or discontent

verb: substandard performance

I've been assing recently.

Dude, I've been assing at COD recently.

by fish.bonesss July 9, 2024