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Ass monkey

Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!
by penisblackbaby May 8, 2008
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ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...
Josh is a real ass monkey
by josh November 19, 2003
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Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top
josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!
by Shelly January 16, 2003
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assmonger

Another term describing assholes.
Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.
by Bob November 24, 2003
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Ass Monkey

Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.
Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.
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ass-monkey

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.
Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.
by chris May 13, 2005
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Ass Monkey!

A very large, hairy ass usually attached to a male of the human or baboon species. Most of the time has pimples, or smells horrible.
Damn, that Tyler boy has a real ass monkey, Did his mom screw a baboon or a bear?
by SuMoNeUwIsHuCuDb November 26, 2004
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