Assmaster

The person who owns your ass.

Jake says to margie, "Hey you're a bitch!"

Margie says back, "Go report back to your assmaster!"

by Alli-BABA July 3, 2010

assmaggot

A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.

how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)

by Pending April 30, 2003

assmaduff

the hugest ass in the world

look at that assmaduff

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Assmatic

It is a symptom of really, really liking ass.

"Brooo, i think im assmatic . all i can think of is ass.

by YBN_CONFIDENTIAL June 13, 2018

Asmae

She is pretty and she belongs to lars.

Asmae: hey that’s lars

Faya and dina: omg marry him queen

by Zebzebbobby November 21, 2021

Assmereaing

A word used when doing something with confidence even when the rules are misunderstood

I use “assmereaing” when I play to win.

by Catkay2009 December 19, 2021

The assmassy

The act of coming up to your best friend and rubbing your ass in his face and farting simultaneously, this is the (assymassy)

Dang dude Doug rubes his ass in my face and that was such an the assmassy

by Lord ass boy12345 January 23, 2019