Assassingasm

A: The effect of watching an Assassin in a movie/Video Game or real life and becoming unreasonably ecstatic or aroused.

B: Gaining elation or sexual pleasure from the art of killing someone with great skill, stealthily and/or without the victim knowing who it was that killed them.

C: Witnessing an assassination and becoming sexually aroused instead of frightened.

Person A: "Did you SEE how he lured him into the alley and then slit his throat without him seeing a THING?"
Person B: "Yeah dude! I had an Assassingasm! I think I need new pants..."

Boyfriend: -Sneaks into the room with black clothing and a knife and wakes up girlfriend-
Girlfriend: -Recognizes her BF, becomes aroused by his outfit- "You totally just gave me an assassingasm!"

by Torphius March 5, 2009

assasinistic

to be cold, separate from the people around you, yet influential, and can be mostly perceived as dark, as well as misguided.

You assasinistic (insert word)
What an assasinistic way of thinking

by Nodnarb Rellim March 13, 2010

Street Assassin

someone who is good at street riding and finding good street spots

Joel: Lets go for a ride
Styler: Yeah, why not i say
Matt: You guys are street assassins

by STREETASSASSIN September 25, 2009

Conversation Assassination

A comment given precisely to kill a conversation. Usually consists of "oh", "k", "ok", or "ya".

"So you know what I'm excited for?" - Male
"What's that?" - Female
"Football starts Friday!" - Male
"Oh ok." - Female
"Classic conversation assassination." - Male

by AwkwardSilenceGuy August 29, 2010

Crescent Assassin

When you get your butthole eaten out, while you have hemorrhoids.

Damn dude, my ass was so sore until that bitch gave me a Crescent Assassin.

by captainstab2000 March 2, 2011

buzz assassin

One who would go proactively go out of their way to kill your buzz. The violence and glee with which they go about this task puts them at the level of assassin ... a buzz assassin.

I avoid going to Monday's before 4pm because the buzz assassin that runs that place in the afternoon won't serve me more than 2 drinks before shutting me off.

by Mr. Dyche March 12, 2018

babyface assassin

a male who has the facial features of a two year old girl "ie. doesn't shave although hes 20. i mean not even a bit of bum-fluff" but yet still has the potential scope an lock-on to the hot ho's in the place an leave his mates standing

randy is 1 babyface assassin

by smooth-as January 19, 2008