Assassibait

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and jerking him off before he realizes what is happening.

Josh assassibaited William.

by Kirbstreet February 27, 2015

Assma

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.

Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.

by gregben December 12, 2021

Mini-assessment

Code word British teachers are using when talking about GCSEs during the pandemic. They are the same as the GCSE exams but done earlier in the year, higher in quantity, and in the classrooms instead of the hall.

Teacher: It's NOT an exam! It's just a mini-assessment to see how you're doing. It will count towards your final grade but it isn't the ONLY thing that will, so it's not important and I don't want you stressing over it.

by the rain master May 4, 2021

Shadow Assassin Armor

This is an armor in the gamemode Skyblock in Hypixel, the minecraft server
This armor has a lot of damage and helps a lot. It usually costs like 35m in total. The most expensive piece is the chestplate, costing 30m due to its rarity and use.

me: ah, finally I got shadow assassin armor, lets test it!
my coop: ☭☭☭

by Apple CEO May 10, 2021

lazy bum asses

When a person doesn't do shit but go to the Huddle House at 2 o'clock in the mo or sleeps instead of going to class.

Beth, Jessie, and Christina are lazy bum asses.

by Jessie and Christina March 31, 2009

analyze, assess, address

The necessary steps toward curing a condition accepted by the medical profession as irreversible.

Her doctors, associated practitioners, family and friends had so easily given up on her, accepting that she would have a lifetime of struggle and pain. He had other ideas, and began to analyze, assess, address the issues of her condition, constantly thinking, observing, trying. Day by day she improved, showing astonishing progress and they would take it all the way.

by Monkey's Dad June 23, 2023

assasaurus rex

A woman with an ass so big that it looks like it's own person.

Guy 1: Damn she gotta FAT ass, she got a dounk
Guy 2: Naw man that's an assasaurus rex right there

by kdakid May 26, 2009