somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.
john greenstein
by mike strauber February 6, 2004
Get the ass clownmug. (ás kloun) n.:
One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".
Thus "Ass-Clown".
One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".
Thus "Ass-Clown".
by zoldrin February 25, 2004
Get the ass clownmug. A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.
Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.
“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”
“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”
by Johnny Mc May 17, 2014
Get the Ass-clownmug. by Daryl Curtis May 1, 2003
Get the ass clownmug. a guy acting lame that chris jericho really hates and likes to use this word to make fun of such wwe oro wrestlers like hhh the rock vince mcmahon and many more
by nick January 7, 2004
Get the ass clownmug. by Zig January 31, 2004
Get the ass clownmug. v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize.
n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.
n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.
you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?
by terrero November 3, 2004
Get the ass clownmug.