Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs
by minguab February 3, 2007
Get the asshair mug.1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.
by Rein April 22, 2003
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Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"
by Onionbag January 6, 2007
Get the walking bag of wet asshair mug.When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair
by Quickbrother July 25, 2019
Get the Soldered Asshair mug.1) A hat made out of donkey hair.
2) A game that is played by capturing a person on camera who has their hair mounted like a hat in any number of ways, such as a picture of a person whose hair is standing straight up.
2) A game that is played by capturing a person on camera who has their hair mounted like a hat in any number of ways, such as a picture of a person whose hair is standing straight up.
1) Jon is wearing a warm asshairhat, made from the hair of tony's donkeys.
2) Tony takes great pictures of Jon and Susies asshairhats.
2) Tony takes great pictures of Jon and Susies asshairhats.
by Wizard of AHHs March 6, 2011
Get the asshairhat mug.The term used to describe the cluster of asshairs that have been fused together by a crusted shit ball (dingleberry), resulting from piss poor wiping.
Moose - why you guys keep insisting on posting snaps of pipes falling out of your asses?
Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.
T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.
T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 21, 2022
Get the Asshairagus mug.Asshair (N.) (Vulg.) (Gender Neutral) Used in place of the term "asshole", so it doesn't get flagged on social media, this term could possibly be the most offensive term to call someone. The term was first used by DLC at Midtown II Diner with the owner discussing other possible names that could be worse when referring to someone annoying. It was coined in 2012. The Diner in Center City, Philadelphia, PA is no longer in operation. What can be worse than being a pube in that part of the body?
"Joe Biden is such an asshair; I can't wait until he is out of office."
"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"
"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."
"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"
"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."
by DannyinPA.dc September 4, 2023
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