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asshair

The hair on one's ass.
Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs
by minguab February 3, 2007
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Asshair

1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.
Tommy McKnight is an Asshair.
by Rein April 22, 2003
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walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.
Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"
by Onionbag January 6, 2007
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Soldered Asshair

When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair
Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair
by Quickbrother July 25, 2019
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asshairhat

1) A hat made out of donkey hair.

2) A game that is played by capturing a person on camera who has their hair mounted like a hat in any number of ways, such as a picture of a person whose hair is standing straight up.
1) Jon is wearing a warm asshairhat, made from the hair of tony's donkeys.

2) Tony takes great pictures of Jon and Susies asshairhats.
by Wizard of AHHs March 6, 2011
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Asshairagus

The term used to describe the cluster of asshairs that have been fused together by a crusted shit ball (dingleberry), resulting from piss poor wiping.
Moose - why you guys keep insisting on posting snaps of pipes falling out of your asses?

Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.

T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 21, 2022
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Asshair

Asshair (N.) (Vulg.) (Gender Neutral) Used in place of the term "asshole", so it doesn't get flagged on social media, this term could possibly be the most offensive term to call someone. The term was first used by DLC at Midtown II Diner with the owner discussing other possible names that could be worse when referring to someone annoying. It was coined in 2012. The Diner in Center City, Philadelphia, PA is no longer in operation. What can be worse than being a pube in that part of the body?
"Joe Biden is such an asshair; I can't wait until he is out of office."

"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"

"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."
by DannyinPA.dc September 4, 2023
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