An ashy crotcher is a basic unkempt, dry, dirty, scrawny white boy, most commonly found with a drug problem, no shirt, and baggy jeans or sweatpants which he is constantly grabbing the crotch of to either hold them up or to scratch himself. Or both. While looking you straight in the eye and talking about nonsense as if it's a normal thing.
"That ashy crotcher over at the gas station was trying to bum a smoke. I said nah man not today. Then he offered to sell me his aunt's microwave for 15 bucks so he could 'just get by'."
"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
by CelticThunder November 28, 2023
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Get the ashy toes mug.Ashie is a nickname for a charming and adorable Malaysian girl who is known for her endearing personality. She is a popular figure on online platforms such as Discord and Amino, where she interacts with people from all over the world. Her positive outlook on life and kind nature make her a joy to be around, and she has a reputation for being a loving and cuddle-able person. People are drawn to her infectious smile and warm aura, and she has a way of making those around her feel special and appreciated.
In addition to her adorable and cuddly personality, Ashie is also highly intelligent and creative. She has a unique sense of humor that sets her apart from others, and she is always eager to share her thoughts and ideas with those around her. Her creativity and intelligence make her a valuable member of any group or community, and she is always seeking out new and exciting opportunities to learn and grow. Whether you're looking for a friend to chat with or someone to share your interests with, Ashie is the perfect companion.
In addition to her adorable and cuddly personality, Ashie is also highly intelligent and creative. She has a unique sense of humor that sets her apart from others, and she is always eager to share her thoughts and ideas with those around her. Her creativity and intelligence make her a valuable member of any group or community, and she is always seeking out new and exciting opportunities to learn and grow. Whether you're looking for a friend to chat with or someone to share your interests with, Ashie is the perfect companion.
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When I went on a date with larry, I noticed his skin looks like he has Ashy-isum!
do not kiss me with those Ashy-isum lips!
do not kiss me with those Ashy-isum lips!
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