ashlee simpson

One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly

www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005

Pull an Ashlee

When you've been holding your bowels for too long and quickly have to make a mad dash for the can at work with air freshener in hand!

Holy cow my belly hurts, I'm going to pull an Ashlee!

by dentaldiva85 December 21, 2016

Ashlee Simpson

A stupid talentless bitch who lipsyncs.
And gets boo'ed out of stadiums.
See "lipsync.us"
See "PWNED"

I got stabbed in the throat so I had to do an "Ashlee Simpson"

by GFY January 05, 2005

ashlee simpson

some talentless chick caught lip-synching on LIVE tv...what a dumbass...she had the nerve to blame her band for playing the wrong so ng..then she put a statement on her website saying she had to lip-synch because of, as she wrote it, acid "refux"...she was also booed offstage at the Orange Bowl Halftime show...she makes lame-ass attempts at being punk or tomboyish...she got her own fucking show for no fucking reason...

"hi im jessica simpsons little sister, because im related to someone only slightly talented i should be rewarded with my own show and record contract, even though i suck"

by Mr. Ed March 08, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

A lip syncer on snl... Looks like shit! no talent, acid-reflex is bull shit!!!!! And plus who the fuck messes up with Lip syncing...... AND BLAMBS HER FUCKING band, its bad enofgh they have to play in ur band.!

Nothing like Jessica! "my career is falling into 'peices pieces' of me". SHe should be a whore

by Fujed November 02, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

slightly worse than britney spears, but hey, at least britneys dancing makeup for her lipsynching...
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)

You make me want to lala...if the lala was roll over, vomit, and bag the vomit only to save it for a few weeks in the hot hot sun so i can mail it to you. for kwanzaa. it truly is a celebration of ur harvest...biatch.

by toocoolforschool42 February 20, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

Someone whom is without talent.

Proof is in the pudding. Did you watch the Orange Bowl half time show?

by BoostnGTIrabbit January 20, 2005