Arse cream

South African ice cream.

Hey bru? Do you want some tooty fruity arse cream with your braai?

by Krusty71 May 18, 2017

ariessa

ariessa is a quiet girl when she is not close with people but when she is with people she is close with she opens up more. An ariessa is a cute, lovely girl that is generous and may sometimes get angry easily. she always work hard but sometimes do not get what they want but she never gives up and continue working hard for what she really wants and in the end she will be able to get what she want

oh she must be a ariessa

by unknownsus73829 November 13, 2020

aresa

Aresa is the most beautiful person you will ever see!
She has the cutest gummy smile and is funny.
Aresa is everything u want!!!

person 1: have u ever met aresa?
person 2: omg yes,shes the prettiest girl i’ve seen

by please ares date me March 10, 2021

Skelpt Arse

Colloquial Scottish for an ass that has been hit with either a hand or object.

A smacked fanny (US English)
A spanked bottom (UK English)

By the time I'm finished love making he's gonna have a skelpt arse.

by daveyutah February 6, 2013

lame arse dick

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick

Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!

by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018

bunch of arse

Something that is totally rubbish on a number of levels.

Lisa: "Wow that movie was so great, i cant believe she ended up marrying him and having lots of babies and living happily ever after!!"

Mick: "It was a feckin bunch of arse of you ask me."

Similar meanings: Load of bollocks, pile of shite, can of wee wee etc etc.

by tguimond October 19, 2007

arrest proof

When someone is immune to being arrested by the police because they are too filthy to touch. Typically, this would be a skid row bum who stinks to high heaven that has pissed their pants and has a black alcohol turd smeared on their ass and is carrying everything they own in a shopping cart.
Unless the person is wanted for a mass murder, the police will not arrest or frisk such a person nor place them in the back seat of their cruiser to smell it up.

Hey partner, I don't care if that filthy bum stole that bottle of Thunderbird, as far as we are concerned he is arrest proof and he can walk!

by warnhubb September 23, 2006