Stanky armadillo

To interlock with someone and shit on their chest while they shit on your’s as you roll down a hill or stairs

Aye Paulie u tryna stanky armadillo down creek hill tonight

by The stanky armadillo October 30, 2018

Sunny the Armadillo

The coolest person on earth, with whom I work with on the awesome as ever Fuzzies series.

Sunny the Armadillo writes the script for that awesome series, "Fuzzies."

by Blindside December 2, 2003

Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023

armadillo cock

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.

he has an armadillo cock

by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023

Digging armadillo

When you put her in between the mattresses and stick it in her ass. And she starts digging.

I put her in the digging armadillo last night.

by jandbforever December 10, 2021

armadillo eggs

Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.

I am not quite done yet eating these armadillo eggs.

by Don Gington April 12, 2022