To interlock with someone and shit on their chest while they shit on your’s as you roll down a hill or stairs
by The stanky armadillo October 30, 2018
Get the Stanky armadillomug. by Blindside December 2, 2003
Get the Sunny the Armadillomug. When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.
Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022
Get the Armadillo Dickmug. Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
by Muddillo April 22, 2023
Get the Muddy Armadillomug. brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023
Get the armadillo cockmug. by jandbforever December 10, 2021
Get the Digging armadillomug. Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.
by Don Gington April 12, 2022
Get the armadillo eggsmug.