Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball

Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo

by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025

Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.

Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!

by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023

Stanky armadillo

To interlock with someone and shit on their chest while they shit on your’s as you roll down a hill or stairs

Aye Paulie u tryna stanky armadillo down creek hill tonight

by The stanky armadillo October 30, 2018

naughty armadillo

when a man whips out his 15" horse cock then proceeds to ram it through a 2x4 peice of wood. After doing this he will then take the block of wood and put it up his asshole and bounce on it meticulously

man my dick and ass hurt after that naughty armadillo

by naughty armadillo December 18, 2024

Armadillo

slang term for clitoris

Susan is so attractive. I’d touch her armadillo any day.

by lillumps August 5, 2023

Armadillo

Jerking oneself off with the use of your arms legs and head.

My mate josh said he armadillos when he's lonely.

by Porgie August 30, 2025

Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022