can't be asked

Used by some Southern UK speakers in place of can't be arsed because they misheard it, or want to be more polite.

"I can't be asked to tidy my room - I'll do it tomorrow."

by David Bean March 4, 2007

cant be arsed

cant be bothered

i really cant be arsed to go to uni today.

by paul of death October 21, 2003

Who asked?

When someone tells you something but nobody asked them to tell you

person 1: hey you know i’m going to the beach this weekend?
person 2: das cool and all but who asked?

by Jahs Poo Dealer January 23, 2020

i can't be arsed

lack of motivation to take part in a particular activity or anything at all

'i can't be arsed to go to school'

by appathy February 6, 2012

Canadian Armed Forces

Although little is known of canada's armed forces, mainly because they are not dumb enough to attack peoople, they have some of the best snipers in the world. (thats right, better than US)

No one knows about the Canadian Armed Forces, because if you know about them, you are dead.

by Bobby123456 April 10, 2006

Arke

Means you have a Godzilla cock and destroy girls pussys

“Yo he has a Arke”

by Cumstain03 April 14, 2020

yank the 1 armed milkman

wanking, tugin the dangler

so I hear that you like to yank the 1 armed milkman

by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003