Uncle Arctic

A.k.a. North Pole.

Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.

by QuacksO February 18, 2019

arctic puffin

When Eskimos give each other head.

I just peeked into that igloo and saw some Eskimo giving a arctic puffin

by Bosscard July 5, 2015

arctic pussy

When a man enter a woman's vagina, only to find it cold and crusty.

As Bridge entered Brook, he knew she had an arctic pussy

by TheWhiteIverson August 6, 2016

arctic stroke

A male masturbation technique. A hand is submerged in ice for a minute or more, then is immediately used to stimulate a penis. See also: arctic fist

Guy 1:"I tried the arctic stroke and I came in half the time."
Guy 2: "Nice. I'll use it at work."

by LuckyFool July 24, 2016

arctic monkeys

the best band in the world, you know. Without them, i would be nothing. Thanks for existing guys.

someone: "Why are you alive?"
me: Because in England there are the best people in the world, the arctic monkeys

by aleex. May 22, 2022

Arctic Whaling

When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis

My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved

by schmebalydook August 12, 2019

arctic bridge

A frozen condom

When east meets west between the cheeks you need an Arctic bridge.

by Pineapplelord March 25, 2017