Apostolic

To be apostolic simply means To follow the beliefs of the apostles which in short is- One lord, One faith and one baptism. One God and the father of all. Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of the lord Jesus Christ for the remession of sins and ye shall receive the gifts of the Holy Ghost.

You can t be Christian is your not Pentecostal and you can’t be Pentecostal if your not Apostolic.

I’m a one God apostolic tongue talking holy rolling born again heaven bound believer in the liberating power of Jesus name!

by Apocostal January 26, 2019

bunyip aristocracy

"Bunyip aristocracy" is an insult used to refer to those Australians who consider themselves to be aristocrats. See Wikipedia entry for more information.

"Given his predilection for the bunyip aristocracy, it's surprising that Big Jim Byrnes's education does not seem to have extended to the age-old adage 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'."
Kate Askew - Sydney Morning Herald, October 4, 2003

by Judo Dave September 9, 2006

Aristotle

A philosopher who invented subjects that are making students in high school and college work their asses off and suffer like slaves.

Someone needs to invent a time machine to punish Aristotle by spanking his ass.

by AdomC May 15, 2016

pulling a Jennifer Aniston

Not wearing a bra with your shirt or dress.

look at that skank over there
she's hot, but she's totally pulling a Jennifer Aniston

by sweaty sock sally April 30, 2012

aristocrat vodka

Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.

guy #1--Hear, I poured you a shot of aristocrat vodka.

guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!

guy #1--'Cause your my friend.

by ob-gyn69 May 17, 2010

toyota aristo

The Japanese version of the American Lexus GS series.

A: Yo man, I just got an Aristo shipped to America!
B: Never heard of it.
A: It's what we call in America the Lexus GS.

by esoterik August 28, 2005

the aristocrats

OK - for those actually curious, its ment to be an insult to an aristocrat (or in modern-day terms, the upper class). So the setup in modern context, a person committing a terrible act (be it sexual, obscene or essentially immoral) is questioned/apprehended by someone of authority. When the person committing the act is asked regarding what he/she is doing/had done or is asked to justify his/her actions, they'll say an ending punch-line of 'The Aristocrat's' essentially implying they are part of the upper class and what they just did is what the upper class (or an Aristocrat) normally do. The ending result is dark humor to mock the upper class and make the apprehended person appear witty.

Police (a.k.a the "Agent") :"Sir, you have killed innocent people, held hostage several others and have robbed 3 liquour stores after which you went on a drunk rampage and raped an small girl. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Person : The Aristocrats.

by drebinthebiratepoberts June 5, 2016