Amsterdam Knuckle Dance 

A noogie on a female's crotch to punish her for not shaving

I gave my bitch an Amsterdam Knuckle Dance last night cause I got pubs in my mouth after eating her out!

Amsterdam Knuckle Dance by Micah Gower November 14, 2009

Amsterdam Pickle 

Occurs when receiving a blowjob by someone who has a cold and they sneeze all over the receivers penis. The blower then uses the snot as lubricant. It first originated in the early 2000's when Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk solicited a prostitute who was rather ill and coined the term in a drunken state an hour after the encounter.

Jenny definitely gave the old Amsterdam Pickle last night. Unfortunately, now I have a cold.

Amsterdam Pickle by The Norwegian Cucumber December 16, 2010

amsterdam 

amsterdam -Verb

A amsterdam is when: You hit town with your girlfriend and smoke weed, then get back home for some sensual sex!

Group chat with homies:
You: Let's do something today guys!

You: Long time since we did some crazy shiit
Friend4: Sry man doing an amsterdam tonight! sry again
Friend3: dayum Friend4! you have that kush though?

friend2: Im in on hitting town today! Good look on your amsterdam Friend4
friend1: Better be a good amsterdam then, bros before hoes you know !

amsterdam by UZHA June 20, 2016

Amsterdam breakfast 

To smoke a joint while one sips their coffee in the morning.

I poured my cup of coffee, lit my joint, and enjoyed my Amsterdam breakfast.

Amsterdam breakfast by HydroHoudini October 13, 2017

emailing Amsterdam

The process of trying to check your email from inside a moving vehicle using public wi-fi. This requires (1) finding an open wi-fi network, (2) logging in to the network using DHCP, and (3) frantically trying to check your email or surf the web before the signal is lost.

Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).

I don't think that geek can ride the bus home without emailing Amsterdam. He needs to unplug.

emailing Amsterdam by David W Williamson January 4, 2008

amsterdam 

Amsterdam is NOT THE CAPITOL of The Netherlands, The Hague (Den Haag) is. Nevertheless, Amsterdam is the freakin' greatest place on earth.

New York is a major city in The US - the capitol of The US is Washington,DC
Amsterdam is a major city in The Netherlands - the capitol of The Netherlands is The Hague

amsterdam by DamnTheBroccoli July 12, 2006

amsterdam 

tiny village in holland where all the 15-30 year old british lagerlouts that smoke weed and fuck whores hang about.

Because its such a small town all the evil weed smokers and other scum hang about in the same place as the ordinary, decent people who just want to go shopping. This scum goes around stealing cameras and stuff and then sells it to feed their weed smoking and whore fucking addictions.

I went to Amsterdamn and some fucktard stole my brand new Nikon E2200 there. I dont think I'll be going there again any time soon.

amsterdam by towel401 September 14, 2004