Abisexual

A girl named Abby learning what self love is.

Abby is abisexual this month

by Lazy lazie January 28, 2022

Abisexual

A girl named Abby learning what self love is.

Abby decided to become abisexual for awhile

by Lazy lazie January 28, 2022

Ambidexual

The ability to masturbate using either hand.

Depending on his mood, Jimmy can use either hand to pleasure himself because he's ambidexual.

by The Pen Is... March 30, 2024

Ambosexual

An Individual who has an obsession, fascination and/or fetish for the Emergency Medical Services (including Fire & Rescue).

Ambosexuals can suffer from 'Hero Complex' cognitive delusions, Delusions of Grandiosity among peers and the general public, and Autism Spectrum Disorder. In some case, Ambosexuals pursue Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine for morbid curiosity, sexual gratification and other sinister fantasies.

Modus Operandi of an Ambosexual includes (but is not limited to);

-The purchase of expensive medical and rescue equipment for display purposes only.
-The purchase or procurement (legal or otherwise) of official emergency services equipment (such as badges and uniforms).
-Regular conversation pertaining to the emergency medical services, regardless of social setting.
-Pre-hospital emergency care social media presence.
-Ideation of commanding officers, disdain towards peers.
-Poor understanding of their clinical level's scope of practice, poor bedside manner, poor performance of skills, high death toll.

Ambosexuals can usually be found as members of voluntary medical organizations, due to poor vetting procedure.

The new recruit is an Ambosexual, do not let them near a patient.

by Nicull August 16, 2024

anisexual

a sexuality where People are getting horny by busty Girls and cute Boys with small dicks

terry: Hi im anisexual!

bob (girly Boy): cool i totally love getting my small dick sucked

by bunanrhaft September 27, 2018

amphisexualbioquarious

Sexually attracted to sapiens both on land and in water.

Seamus: Dude, did you hear Charlie had sex with a mermaid?
DaQuan: Yeah bro, she was so pulchritudinous!
Seamus: But I thought he was into humans.
DaQuan: He is. He is amphisexualbioquarious.
Momin: So he's not just gay?
DaQuan: No, he's not amphihomosexualbioquarious!

by Brandt Creeper March 20, 2019

Agisexual

The term used by freaks to get out of situations that people around know damn well is wrong

Male 1: What your gender preference?
Male 2: Oh, I'm an agisexual. You know? I think love shouldn't have an age marker.
Male 1: Oh, really? *Whips out the glock*

by SirVictortheQuest August 1, 2020