Palo Alto 

A town located in northern California about 2 hours away from San Francisco. It is stereotyped as a rich white neighborhood- because Jame Franco and other famous people were born there. Its two high schools are Paly (northern) and Gunn(southern). Do not be fooled by what people say, there are many ratty parts and homeless people wandering University ave. Watch out!

"Hey man nice car where do work?
Palo Alto.
Oh... that explains a lot"

Palo Alto by 2014paly November 25, 2010

palo alto 

def Da best place ever yo!! it aint like wat everyone thinks it is, cuz even though da playas got money aint mean they're white ass crackas' yo. Palo Alto (or PA how we call it in da hood...) is full of horny bitches and hoes all over da place.. if u move there DO NOT go to Paly high!!! IT SUCKS BALLAS dawgs!! go to GUNN HIGH where all the teachers look like students!!! and u're def gonna get some pussy.

And when u get to Gunn high-Ask for LIGHTNIGHT bitches -he's the No.1 rapper yo P.I.M.P -Respect- WESIDE!!!

Palo alto conversation:
Paly Guy: "hey u wanna come over to my house and do some math problems??"
Gunn dude: "STFU fuckin asian nerd i aint comin to ur place after last night with yo sista!!! nigga WHAT!!! i'ma go pipmin with my homies so u better stop foolin urself and try 2 get some pussy..."

palo alto by Or P.I.M.P December 14, 2008

south palo alto

every other def about PA is how rich everyone is but they have not been to south palo alto. full of cheap ass apartments and hella pit bullz. totally different place, if palo alto has a ghetto, this is it.

1.) "sup where you from?"
2.) "south palo alto."

south palo alto by asdfhgjkl April 15, 2009

Paco Alto 

A derogitory term referring to a freakishly large person from Spanish speaking countries other than Spain.

Did you see that paco alto? He must play hoops for the Mexican national team.

Paco Alto by Angry Hater 666 June 2, 2010

Monte Alto 

Small little town known as the town that you miss if you blink. The legend has it that if you roll your window down and take a wif of the smell you might fall in love. Has the baddest bitches so don't mess around

Where's Monte Alto? Se come?

Remember when that girl from Monte Alto beat up everyone?

Monte Alto by EsaDee February 20, 2021

PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA 

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.

When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.

PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 8, 2022

Palo Alto 

palo alto means tall stick and can be used in a sexual way, as in an erection

why is your palo alto foo

Palo Alto by fat nickle berry August 13, 2023