Little Alf is the local dealer of murston and sells all goods to everyone in the small part of sittingbourne Kent
by Lee the YG January 14, 2024

1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣
Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.
Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .
Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .
Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .
Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .
by StagKing236 April 11, 2024

The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.
Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?
Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
by Drzoey121 April 12, 2017

by elfviez November 7, 2020

by Sabar June 27, 2025

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

by PupaPupa March 27, 2021
