Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.

Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."

by She-male women hater July 30, 2012

AlCan highway

The highway between Alaska and Canada.
It was 2,700 kilometers long when it was built in 1942. Recent reconstruction has shortened the highway to 2,232km.

I've flown a few times in the past, but I've also taken the AlCan highway up one other time.

by VIPYan May 16, 2014

lorenzo alcazar

hot piece of ass. great human being. perfect ten.

"that lorenzo alcazar, he's a hot piece of ass!"

by nlm October 11, 2004

Alcatraz

when having anal sex with a woman, a man fists her in the vagina and jerks himself off from inside of her.

anna was a little drunk and let matty give her the alcatraz. she won't be walking right for weeks.

by anonymous6666 April 29, 2008

dominick alcantara

an unsually cocky asshole who should get his ass beat; spoiled bitch who is obsessed with nikes

Girl One: "Who's the bitch who thinks he has swag?"
Girl Two: "That's Dominick Alcantara"
Girl One: "Oooooh"

by xxxfirefliesxxx November 21, 2010

Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage)

The tendency to bitch about everything god created on this earth. At this point the virus is so advanced it is literally an understatement describing it as bitchiness. It is better defined as Purely Concentrated Habitual Bitch-Ass Nigganess. Once here, there is no cure you're fucked and doomed to complain, bitch, and moan about absolutely everymuthafuckinthing.

Anthonyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! You left me for dead!!!
Dude oh my god are you finished with my essay?
I gotta work in the morning man...
Chucky Cheeses, Chucky Cheeses, I want Chucky Cheeses.
When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.

All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms

by Zayyyy July 3, 2011

Alcatel4010x

Alcatel4010x is known as the worst techtokker for multiple reasons he hates on lgbtq and he hates on bagelwithnocream and he’s racist and more he is also very toxic

Hey have you heard of alcatel4010x

Yeah you mean the worst tecktoker ever

Ye

by Amogus😳 August 25, 2022