Juneau, Alaska

A small tourist-filled city of about 30,000 people located in southeast Alaska, Juneau is the absolute place to be. During the short yet fun-filled springs and summers, both visitors and full Alaskans enjoy visiting the beautiful glaciers, trails, and lakes. Mountains are easily hiked, and the beautiful atmosphere is overwhelming. In Juneau, every breath is fresh and crisp, and would make the long trip worth it just by itself. Juneau is surrounded by trees and wildlife, for it is located within the widely-known Tongas Rainforest. The people of Juneau are always supporting of the local resturants and businesses. If your looking at traveling options, Juneau, AK, is definitely a destination to consider.

New Yorker: I want to go to Juneau, Alaska!
Juneauite: Come on over!
New Yorker: I want to see the polar bears, moose, and eskimos!
Juneauite: Their aren't any polar bears/moose/eskimos in Juneau... :/

by maybei'mcooler? September 11, 2011

Alaskan Bull Worm

A giant, pink, will-eat-anything worm from Alaska. As seen on the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when a fish-guy's butt got eaten. Along with Sandy's tail.

"But it's an ALASKAN. BULL. WORM." -Spongebob
"Come home before curfew or you will get eaten by an ALASKAN BULL WORM." - your mom

by clayandstephenholdinghands May 9, 2009

Alaria

Awesome friend, girl, person. Seriously if you know one you wont be bored. Shes super cool. Can be timid at first but is super farblow awesome.

girl #uno: hey who is that girl over there?
guy #dos: oh shes really funny must be an Alaria

by Farblowfriends December 22, 2012

Alaskan Kerfuffle

When you and your sister eat so much peyote you think that you've swapped bodies to which you figure the only way to reverse it is to have hardcore anal sex with each other also being joined by your uncle herbert!!!!!!!!

i wish me and my sister did the alaskan kerfuffle she's, just so hot!
Last night me and my uncle ate so much peyote we alaskan kerfuffled

by Thic WhipperSnapper September 28, 2018

Alaska funk fork

When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum

Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhh oooooo November 10, 2018

ALARA

Acronym "As Lovely As Reasonably Achievable".

That young lady was ALARA.

by Have gun will travel July 19, 2011

alaskan whore

a girl who wears a coat, mini skirt and boots when it's 20-degrees outside and there's snow on the ground

alaskan whores..just like regular whores, only colder

by thatantialaskanwhorebitch December 31, 2007