"God almighty, what was that?!"
"God Almighty, put your pants back on!"
"God almighty, you've been late 3 times this week!"
"God Almighty,stop sitting around and get a job."
"God Almighty, put your pants back on!"
"God almighty, you've been late 3 times this week!"
"God Almighty,stop sitting around and get a job."
by freddyg November 1, 2005
Get the god almighty mug.Redundant. Obviously should be shortened to simply THE. THE is awesome and has the best stories. THE is everything every man ever dreamed of being. THE always stops his motorcycle with an Endo! THE loves Tabasco but hates hot stuff. Every chick in the universe loves THE. If you've gone fast, THE has gone faster; with a hot chick. If you've jumped high, THE has jumped higher; while banging some chick in the ass. If you both got 6 packs, THE drank 8; he got 2 more from the chick at the desk, then she blew him. THE should have been in the NFL, but chose a shitty, menial, average-paying service job instead.
Dude1: I saw the hottest chick at the bar.
THE Almighty: I saw her first. I said, "Hey, How you doin'?" And then we had sex.
Dude1: Bullshit. Shop being THE.
THE Almighty: Hey, How you doin'?
Random chick that has no interest in him: ....
THE Almighty: I saw her first. I said, "Hey, How you doin'?" And then we had sex.
Dude1: Bullshit. Shop being THE.
THE Almighty: Hey, How you doin'?
Random chick that has no interest in him: ....
by The A Fox July 31, 2012
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This silly muthafucka keep starting shit with me Lawd Almighty let me whip put my holy foot up this muthafuckas ass!!!
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i ) An all-powerful, all-knowing creator and ruler of the universe who is present everywhere at any given moment who is the source of all moral authority: the supreme being.
ii) Also used for emphasis or to express emotions such as surprise, anger, or distress.
"Lord Almighty!, what did my child do to deserve this?"
i) Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it. - (Malachi 3:10)
ii) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
i ) An all-powerful, all-knowing creator and ruler of the universe who is present everywhere at any given moment who is the source of all moral authority: the supreme being.
ii) Also used for emphasis or to express emotions such as surprise, anger, or distress.
"Lord Almighty!, what did my child do to deserve this?"
i) Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it. - (Malachi 3:10)
ii) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
i ) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
ii) "Do not fear or worry, for Lord Almighty will deliver you from all troubles"
ii) "Do not fear or worry, for Lord Almighty will deliver you from all troubles"
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