pacifist aggressivist

Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way

{Pacifist Aggressivist }Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way
When Sasha approached John and called him a weirdo, John held up his hand and said. "Wait a minute, Sasha" and clasped his hands, eyes heavenward and said, "Dear God, please help me have the patience to deal with Sasha in a way that would make you proud. Please let me not stoop to her level and call her things like "feeble-minded a-hole" and "atrocious dresser. Amen". John closed his eyes for a moment and then refocused on Sasha, "Yes, Sasha. You were saying?"

by fineattitude April 4, 2016

passive aggressive

act of doing something specifically to piss someone off, but with the cover of "I didn't realize it would bother you".

My roommate was talking shit on me, so when she was trying to study I blasted my music as loud as I could. I was being passive aggressive.

by shouvley May 25, 2007

aggressively shadow

to kinda follow someone where it looks like you are stalking

Is that guy stalking you?
No, he is just aggressively shadowing me.

by drivewaypuddleshallow August 7, 2011

aggressive shit

A shit that makes your asshole it's bitch.

I had the worse aggressive shit last night.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

aggressive masturbation

A form of masturbation invented by the famous SavageRealm. Aggresive masturbation is masturbating so hard that the skin of your dick comes off.

Pass me some lotion bitch I'm boutta do some aggressive masturbation.

by twitch strivexd February 18, 2018

Aggressive cuddling

A synonym for "heavy petting," but a less disgusting term.

My neighbor came over and we were laying together on the couch. At first we weren't touching at all, and then we were spooning. Pretty soon we were kissing a little, and before you know it there was some aggressive cuddling going on.

by PookieCLD July 8, 2011

aggressively mediocre

adj. Underwhelming or disappointing, but not so bad or distinct as to be cathartically ridiculous.

The new Star Wars trilogy is so aggressively mediocre it's not even worth complaining about. At least the prequels made good memes.

by delenda_sunt December 6, 2020