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Aftermath

guy1: hey man wanna go to the movies tonight?
guy2: nah i cant im dealing with the aftermath
guy1: oh shit(no pun intended), sorry to hear that
by forking paths January 13, 2009
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Afterbang

After launching yourself and your snowboard through the air and landing your dopest move, maintain your cool stable landing pose for a second or two and ride into the distance like it ain't no thang.
Yo, check this guy's afterbang, so sick it's like he never left the ground.
by Pimp-X May 10, 2005
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AfterBirths

Afterbirths: I lie a lot, and I am walking cunt
by Punched! April 5, 2008
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afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.
Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"
by the lorilax April 14, 2014
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Deceitful aftermath

The sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t the best ever person, place, or thing, and instead may just have been the effects of alcohol, drugs, lust or any other form of intoxication. Verb.

See also Beer Googles, Post Nut Clarity
Jane was suffering the full effects of the deceitful aftermath when she realized that last nights drunken tattoo of “Marvin the Martian” in a bikini was not the very definition of funny and sexy.
by TheHappyWanderer December 23, 2021
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Jurassic world aftermath

A popular game that has dinosaurs in it. The game is has 2 seasons and is good to play. Its kinda a horror game only is on Vr (Only on the quest and quest 2's) I dose deserve another season.
''Hey bro I just played the new VR game called jurassic world aftermath''
by Youngmanhandsome21 August 21, 2022
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Afternapth

When one awakes from a nap and is out of it for awhile.
Man, when i got up i didn't know where i was, total afternapth.
by gfeazy September 26, 2009
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