Add-me freak

You've probably come across such douchebags while going through various facebook pages. Out of nowhere comes an 'Add me' as if they are forever alone or something. These people don't have a fucking life and wouldn't stop such shit no matter what.

On some page..

Person 1 : That's fucking hilarious man!
Freak : Add me guys.
Person 2 : ^'Add-me freak' detected.

by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

Add Me

Something that real whores tell everyone to do, but no one adds. These douchebags really enjoy posting "add me" to every band they befriend and what not. These people actually don't have friends, that's why they ask "Add me? I'm a whore and I'm bi and I'm pretty and . ." Seriously these people need to be shot two-hundred times, have their private part cut off and fed to them, stabbed in the face forty-five times, have both of their feet cut off and shoved up their ass, cut off their arms section by section, and then thrown down an icy river so they drown. (:

Stephanie: Damn add me tramps !
Junior: Yeah, I know ! They kept on spamming this band's status so then the band blocked them and deleted them.
Stephanie: Haha that's what they get for being idiots.
Junior: Yep and Tom Anderson said he was going to kill them !
Stephanie: Thank God.

by I<3Sgt.Frog August 17, 2010

add some thump to dat rump

To add mass of the posterior of a skinny female.

Jamal: Dat anorexic, Mary-Kate Olsen lookin, crackhoe-imitatin, Paris Hilton need to add some thump to dat rump, like her friend Kim Kardashian!

Tyrone: Yeahs, she need to eat more of dem Carl's Jr. burgers like in dat commercial she did!

Jamal: Fo sho!

by Delarge655321 July 11, 2009

add me whore

A person on Myspace who goes around adding random people just to increase their friends list. They also join groups and put up "Add Me" posts and the dumb ones post "Add Me" bulletins (the reason this is stupid is because when you're posting a bulletin, only your friends can see it, so they've obviously already added you). You can tell if a person is an add me whore by looking at their friends list--if their list is huge, they don't have a lot of stuff filled out in their profile, and most of their comments are "Hey! Thanks for the add," then you've got an add me whore.

"HEY ADD ME PLEEZ..."

by the darrien September 3, 2005

add me

What have come to be the most frequent 2 words you will ever see in use on myspace.

add me! add me! LOL.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005

add oil

It's a cheering exclamation in Cantonese. It's actually pronounced "Ka-yow"! Which in turn means add oil, not literally!

Add oil in doing your essays!

by foxykisses February 25, 2004

ADD attack

When someone is talking and all of a sudden they start talking about something else, numerous times. It's really annoying. This person doesn't necessarily have to be diagnosed with ADD, it was just a one-time thing.

Theo: We need to invent a word.
Emily: k.
Theo: Let's go outside. Oh man can we play the Sims? -picks up a nail file- I have one of these!
Emily: T_T
Theo: I just had like, an ADD attack.
Emily: Let's define that.

by coochiecoochiecoochie346 July 29, 2009