Absolute Fuckery

Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.

Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Absolute Dank

Extremely impressive, inspiring , great admiration and apprehension. The opposite of literal ass.

Dude that jay jay sandwich was absolute dank. Bro!

by CheesyMacqueen March 01, 2015

Absolute Territory

The area between shorts/skirts and stockings that expose part of a female's thighs.

It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.

The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.

Guy1: Whoa! Check out that chick's Absolute Territory!

Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!

by That one guy in some place December 29, 2010

Absolute legend

It means you are an epic being who needs to be alive

Oh my god you absolute legend

by Oscy0 September 12, 2020

absolute shit

When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.

Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.

by TheWordMan November 30, 2013

absolute retard

someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label

dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard

by the original Apple December 27, 2019

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi

Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020