Derived from the word frigid, absolute frigers means very cold in temperature resulting in shivering, teeth chattering, goose bumps, and/or sharp nipples.
Post surf at Doheny, I took off my 4/3 and realized how absolute frigers it gets after the sun sets in winter.
by AbsoluteChiller November 14, 2020
Get the Absolute Frigersmug. Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.
Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!
by LemonZest June 19, 2016
Get the Absolute Fuckerymug. by Northbound7 February 22, 2017
Get the Absolute Westonmug. The area between shorts/skirts and stockings that expose part of a female's thighs.
It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.
The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.
It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.
The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.
Guy1: Whoa! Check out that chick's Absolute Territory!
Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!
Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!
by That one guy in some place December 29, 2010
Get the Absolute Territorymug. by Oscy0 September 12, 2020
Get the Absolute legendmug. When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.
Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.
by TheWordMan November 30, 2013
Get the absolute shitmug. by the original Apple December 27, 2019
Get the absolute retardmug.