Avoidable

What a bullfighter tries to do.

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words--> K thats over 20 letters.

by Unbreakable January 22, 2005

Avoidance poop

When a person is asked to do chores and magically they feel the urge to poop, which requires them taking their cell phone to the bathroom and playing Clash of Clans instead of being responsible.

David was asked to help clean the house, magically he feels the urge to poop, he brings his phone to the bathroom and plays Clash of Clans while he takes an avoidance poop.

by Okee Doke December 30, 2015

Avid Merrion

A celebrity stalker.

"the film star recieved weird phone calls, freaky letters and was stalked by Avid Merrion"

by Shuna Groath December 17, 2003

Avoidation

The art of dodging things on mario kart.

1. Damn i fired a red shell at john but he pulled off an excellent avoidation.

2. My avoidation skills are no match for yours.

by Mario kart n00b killer August 21, 2009

Avoiduate

1. After graduating college when you realize you can’t find a job so you’d rather go back to school to get another degree, avoiding the job market altogether, hoping that the economy will be more favorable the next time you graduate.

2. Using grad school to dodge having to find a job.

So what’s Timmy going to do now that he has his English degree?

Nothing. He decided to avoiduate instead, pulled out more loans, and enrolled into art school.

by Mister_Michael February 23, 2011

Avoident

A person who avoids to brush his teeth is called an avoident.

It has been a week since you brushed your teeth, you are such an avoident!

by Kerosene_Manja June 4, 2017

Obsolete Avoidance

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".

by SmudgeJack February 6, 2012