Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.

by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024

ASTON

Aston.. aka, The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the whalley whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the problem, the problem solver, the master of disaster and the king of sting!

The list goes on….

Aston..the best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! SOZ

by AKAUNHEARDOF February 1, 2024

nick aston

A Jewish man with a smaller than average mouth and prefers to wank whilst taking a dung

That must be Nick Aston

by Hgffhb May 13, 2022

Aston lollipop

Using a foam medical swap to soak up bodily fluids and transfer them to the body or mouth of another

He wiped the foam Aston lollipop over her face soaking up the cum she hadn't swallowed and gently pressed it to her mouth. Being a Good Girl who never wastes a drop she sucked it clean eagerly

by Not Bambi October 31, 2022

Aston

The man who takes massive Ls. Aston would be seen taking over 50 Ls a day. Aston is the l king

Damn Aston just got another L

by Ls man October 18, 2022

Aston

The most weeb person in the whole planet

Omg he is such an Aston

by This is for Aston October 23, 2022

Thomas Aston

a rich alpha who is the pimp of yr10, he has 1.2k in his wallet at all times and has stringy bum fluff on his chin. Deadest fifa player alive. Gets 12000 v-bucks everytime he scores in ultimate team, while dan cheers him on while chewing his wood.

Thomas Aston is leng

by buv69 May 23, 2022