astat

ASAP + stat = astat

ASAP = As Soon As Possible
stat = immediately, without delay

I need a Wendys double cheeseburger , astat.
Hey bros, we need more attractive women in here, astat.

by $uPeR$tEvE_04142011_(0_o)--m|m May 3, 2011

astatard

someone thats unfunny and misses on every post.

your almost as unfunny as astatard

by Highest Creation In Existence March 9, 2021

astalavi

Astalavi is mostly used by ZLATAN IBILE. He’s a Nigeria rapper and he originated the word ZANKU.

I.e - Bye Bye To Yeye Boyfriend ... ASTALAVI !!!!

ASTALAVI ... Give them !!!

by Dopeknice December 29, 2019

ASTANEDITIS

PRONOUNCED : ASS-TA-NADE-ISS

ADJ : EXTREME LAZINESS TO THE POINT WHERE BEING ALIVE BECOMES DIFFICULT TASK. ANY TIME A TASK IS ASKED OF THAT PERSON THEY RESPOND WITH "I'M ON IT".

ALTERNATE DEFINITION : ONE WHO BELIEVES THE MANY LIES HE TELLS AND ENDS UP BECOMING A LIE WITHIN A LIE WITHIN A LIE.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE DO ANYTHING, I THINK I GOT THE ASTANEDITIS.

"I'M THE DUDE WHOSE PLAYING THE DUDE WHOSE DISGUISED AS THE OTHER DUDE."

by I HATE VICMAN1 December 15, 2008

Astawa

A wannabe. Tries to act cool. Boring.

Why are you such an astawa?

by Cookieeater0090 May 15, 2011

Astaghfirollah

I seek pardon from god or god pardon me or I seek forgiveness or forgive me or my bad or my mistake or sorry or no harm meant

Bro don’t do that man astaghfirollah

by Hijabi Gang November 24, 2018

astagramamamamamagrassatertetertetertis

Mean or rude cows. Cows that are dangerous or just scary.

Holy shit, run! It’s an astagramamamamamagrassatertetertetertis!!

by astagramamamamamagrassatertete June 24, 2019