Asher

A complete dumbass. Has a huge forehead. An emo nerd (he might deny it but deep down he knows its the truth.) Built like a forest cryptid (run away.) Is 39% sped. Bro's favorite word is llama 💀👎👎. Unicorn onesie enthusiast. Never trust bro with anything. Will never pay you back. Has weird shit in his backpack. Many plushies that he will let anyone abuse. A single father with many bird children.Will not cry if one dies (is probably the cause of death tbh.) Has no paper at home for some reason. Uses "Imagine" too much 😟😟😟.

Person 1: "Asher has a huge forehead."
Asher: "🤯"

Asher by UrbanDICKtionaryEnthusiast December 2, 2022

Asher

A common boys name in israel but when its used for a girl it gives her such a unique vibe that goes with her everywhere she walks and always makes her stand out to everyone. She will probably be somewhere dancing or making a fool of herself. She always appreciates her friends and her friends appreciate her. She isn't one you want to let go of, but come one i mean who would willingly let go of one of the prettiest, funniest, nicest and coolest girls out there. so if you meet and Asher remember not to let go of her because she will always love you no matter what mistakes you make. Always believe in her even if she comes off as slightly strange because shes special.

Boy 1: Ok I just saw some random girl dancing like crazy over there!
Boy 2: Was she pretty?
Boy 1: She must be an Asher :)

Asher by tinytony March 24, 2013

asher

modern day for "ashtray", but not exactly an ashtray, rather anything weed smokers will ash their blunt it

Pass the asher man, I need the asher

asher by MARYJANE69Smoke February 9, 2013

Asher

a sack of shit that likes to steal the guy or girl that you like because it has happened to them multiple times before. Compulsive liar. Likes to take someone else's story and tell it as if it happened to her. Acts really nice to pull you in, then the wrath of the raging bitch starts.

Ryan- Dude, you knew i was in love with her!! Why'd you steal her like that?
Austin- Sorry, i didn't realize i was being such an Asher. My bad.

Asher by soundsleeper May 27, 2013

asher

wen a bindi is in love with a craker

asher has an asher.

asher by Stegall Mike Sullivan August 25, 2003

Asher

A ASHer is a fan of A Summer High, and constantly screams “Probe my daddy Mason” and “James is a cat”. They call the band a Kpop band even though we all know that they’re a Kflop band.

“WATCH OUT HERE COME THE ASHER FANS”

Asher by breadfulgrace February 1, 2019

Asher

A bad person who not only brags about himself 24/7, is super obnoxious, back stabs, and copies you.

Ugh Morgan copies me on every assignment! Sounds like an Asher move.

Asher by AngryPerson69 March 8, 2019