Autistic

If you're autistic, you are a certified cool guy.

- Yours truly, an autistic person.

Who invented the computer? An autistic person. Who discovered gravity? An autistic person. Who created the highest-grossing media franchise? An autistic person.

We are too powerful.

by BX56 June 18, 2022

autistic aids

When your autism is so bad that it causes you to have a special type of AIDS. The AIDS combines with your autism to make you the stupidest fuck that ever existed in the world. If you have autistic AIDS, you're not just regular stupid, you're a waste of fucking Oxygen stupid. The stupidity manifests itself not only through academics, but in social interactions and behaviors.

This Polish kid in my Medical Interventions class is such a fucking c***. He made me do the entire lab report by myself when he jerked off to gay squirrel porn. His autistic AIDs is fucking contagious.

by Gul Dukat April 24, 2017

autistic goldfish

Kate or anyone named kate

Kate is an autistic goldfish

by Caramelcharles December 10, 2016

autistic

A person with autism

Although I'm autistic, I will be graduating from college next month, and I know alot about music.

by Karen Stickney May 21, 2006

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009

musitional arstistical playlist choice

The choice to listen to only one artist while listening to music

Maria Mena is my musitional arstistical playlist choice

by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 13, 2010

Autistic mode

Originated from the science-fiction anime and manga Ghost In The Shell, wherein brain-computer interfaces are used by the everyman to communicate, get information and the like, much like we use smartphones today. They're also in use by military and law enforcement. They need to ensure that they cannot be detected from EM emissions, or hacked (having their senses manipulated, or bodies remote-controlled), both of which would be devastating to an operation. To avoid this, they turn off all external communications, entering autistic mode.

"On my mark, we sync clocks and go autistic."
"Despite being in autistic mode, the soldiers lost their brain-optical nerve connection during operation. The only reasonable explanation we can draw is a virus."

by 2000angryskeletons September 13, 2015