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Armadillo Stomach

THE KILLER IS KIRUMI
SHE KILLED RYOMA
by Armadillo Stomach September 3, 2021
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Armadillo

Jerking oneself off with the use of your arms legs and head.
My mate josh said he armadillos when he's lonely.
by Porgie August 30, 2025
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Armadillo

Susan is so attractive. I’d touch her armadillo any day.
by lillumps August 5, 2023
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Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.
Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!
by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023
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Stanky armadillo

To interlock with someone and shit on their chest while they shit on your’s as you roll down a hill or stairs
Aye Paulie u tryna stanky armadillo down creek hill tonight
by The stanky armadillo October 30, 2018
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naughty armadillo

when a man whips out his 15" horse cock then proceeds to ram it through a 2x4 peice of wood. After doing this he will then take the block of wood and put it up his asshole and bounce on it meticulously
man my dick and ass hurt after that naughty armadillo
by naughty armadillo December 18, 2024
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armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.
hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017
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