Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.
by QuacksO February 18, 2019
someone: "Why are you alive?"
me: Because in England there are the best people in the world, the arctic monkeys
me: Because in England there are the best people in the world, the arctic monkeys
by aleex. May 22, 2022
When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis
by schmebalydook August 13, 2019
The sexual act characterized by the jumping of the male off of a cabinet or similar piece of furniture and attempting to "spear" the female with his penis in whatever hole he can; highly advised not to miss, or you'll break your dick off
by Speedskater January 27, 2014
by Pineapplelord March 25, 2017
When a girl (or guy) gives a blowjob just after eating mints or some other minty food. This can also refer to when guys give girls oral, after they eat minty things.
by Skanky73! January 21, 2011
A male masturbation technique. A hand is submerged in ice for a minute or more, then is immediately used to stimulate a penis. See also: arctic fist
by LuckyFool March 16, 2016