ALF

1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣

Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.

Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .

Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .

by StagKing236 April 11, 2024

Little Alf

Little Alf is the local dealer of murston and sells all goods to everyone in the small part of sittingbourne Kent

Andrew’s mate: little Alf has a proper variety don’t he

by Lee the YG January 14, 2024

ALF(S)

Annoying Loser Fuck(s)

“Dude you are an ALF”

“Those dudes were ALF(S)”

by PupaPupa March 27, 2021

Alf

Alf is the guy you can rely on. He always laughs at your jokes, takes your Instagram picture and generally gives you the confidence boost you need.

Be an Alf, not a dick.

by sarahbridie September 6, 2019

Alf Garnett

Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party

You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.

by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020

Alf

The sweetest boy you will ever meet. He may be kinda shy at first, and he may intimidate you with how smart he sounds sometimes, but once you get in his circle of friends you’ll realize how lucky you are to be associated with him. Excellent partner. Great friend.

Person: Hey, guess what. Alf asked me out.
Friend: Oh my god oh my god ALF? Damn I’d never expect
Person: Me neither, but I’m so glad he did cause he’s amazing at being a good boyfriend.
Friend: I’m happy for you!

by littlemintbop October 14, 2018

Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023