Abarackan

Noun: An American retarded arsekisser in the times of Barack Obama.

Basically, there exists in a universe far far away, a place called America, and in America there reside some fine people, However there also remain the Abarackans, who are people with low iq's who positively idolise (and in privacy masterbate over) Barack Obama (not that he's bad) without having a single fucking clue regarding his policies, or general political workings.
These people can be differentiated from intelligent people as they can often be seen spouting the line 'yes we can', or just generally talking about how in just a month into BO's (haha body odour) presidency the world has so dramatically changed for the better, except where is your fucking proof you bastard sheep.
At least wait until he is at least 50% into his term before making your half arsed musings upon him known wether be verbally fellating/criticisng him.
To simply put it an Abarackan no matter if they are for or against BO (yet again haha) is a cunt.
phew.

by Nick Manning's Catchphrase February 11, 2009

Alabama lovin’

The loud sex that rednecks have in the state of Alabama, in which the whole family joins in to have some fun!

Guy from Atlanta: Damn! I can hear all that Alabama lovin’ from 100 miles away!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Alabama Thanksgiving

When you can't get your brothers sister pregnant, throw 'er on the table like a deep pitted pig pull out yalls mamys turkey baster poke 'er in her fur burger with yur rooster douche filled entierly with Jimmy's French fry dip and set 'er timer fur 9 months

Well see Dixie been trynna get 'er self a bun fur her oven so we called for an Alabama Thanksgiving nd had ourselves a lil family reu-nin, Uncle Glen always had a special touch!

by Dylon Byrd April 15, 2019

Alabama Hammock

When you're fucking a chick on a hammock, I mean balls deep, and you get your balls pinched in the hammock. You gotta finish.

So there I was, fucking this chick on the hammock and my balls got pinched. I did what anyone would have done I finished. I can't believe I pulled off an Alabama hammock!

by Iceman18 July 11, 2019

Alabama toe salad

Alabama toe salad is when you ejaculate in someone’s salad and then you mix it with their toes

Yo Tyrone im going to give your mom a Alabama toe salad

by Holy crusader January 3, 2021

Alabama Santa

When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.

Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?

Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.

Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.

by geederd December 12, 2021

kanisha adara maggie reed

The most amazing person in this whole wide world, she's more beautiful than all the stars in the sky, sweeter than pure honey, when she talks to you it's like there isnt a single problem in the world and your heart is warm, her voice is like the sounds of heaven, and no matter what you'd love her more than anything

i fell in love with kanisha adara maggie reed, the best person in the wolrd.

by RiceMan58 May 14, 2021