zee(z)

zee or zeez is the same as fly or bly instead of fly that has also other meanings
I will swat this f... zee(z)
by Andrius March 04, 2008
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what the zee

a synonym for what the f**k or what the hell or what the heck. abbreviated as "wtz"
random person: "i was driving around and i saw a squirrel!!"
you: what the zee?

or
"WHAT THE ZEE where did my ipod go?!?"
by yes.. April 10, 2008
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ziddi van der zee

A racial statement directed towards elderly Dutch folk.
"Oi, ziddi van der zee!"
"You racist little fool!"
by Alex Quantashassle May 29, 2005
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Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss)

An incurable disease obtained by coming in close contact with any man named Jesus. Originating in Mexico, the illness has spread to North America, Europe, Asia, Africa and Antarctica. It has been known to cause:

Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion.

If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately.
While Jenny was in Mexico, she slept with a male prostitute named Jesus and died two months later from the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss) disease.
by plysaxaphone November 04, 2007
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Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.
"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"
by supahhfah-reek July 21, 2012
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Zee Ghostwell

Well known troll All over Facebook, Snapchat nd all socials

He is a former hellgone nd he brings hell to the table he also is
Well know music artist
The Great Zee Ghostwell
by SicKly Hellgone Ghostwell January 31, 2024
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a zee

It’s Guac and So a zee is when you fuck up whilst texting so bad that it just ruins yo shit this Birmingham bitch don’t know how to type and she used to fuck a lot while typing bro used to mess up so bad bruh if you ever mess up that badly that’s a zee
Hey ahahahah shah risk du ejaiirb

Wtf nigga you just did a zee
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