Less of a Man

The feeling of being an inferior male. Usually trying to hold back tears or hiding their depression as a male person.

Bro, who said you’re less of a man? You need help?

by nervous_wreak3 February 24, 2021

live like a man

Living like a man is doing what you want, when you want, because you want to. One who lives like a man is free of limitations. No person can deter one from living like a man if the individual is, in fact, living like a man. Living like a man often involves eating large quantities of any kind of food which is desired at that specific time. Another common trait of one who lives like a man is a person who wants something and buys it. The mere desire to own something, however slight, is justification enough to purchase the item for someone who lives like a man.

Pussy; "You can't eat that whole bannana cream pie!"

Person who lives like a man; "Fuck off! I live like a man!"

by mike mc lovin March 19, 2008

Hung like a Man

A common insult among horses to signify that one horse has a smaller than average dick.

*Neigh!* Translation: Dude, you're totally hung like a man! Haha!

by awesomejock August 6, 2008

Happy as a man with tits in his hat

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009

I'm a man

A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.

For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.

You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."

by mypsace October 11, 2019

What is a man?

A miserable little pile of secrets

But enough talk! Have at you!

... see also: man

What is a man?

by AngelMekk November 7, 2014

i gotta go see a man about a dog

I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue

Person 1: " So where you off to?"

Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"

Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )

by glengofor December 27, 2010