bummer in the butthole

V1. When something wrong or unfortunate happens.

V2. An anal experience gone wrong.

V1. “I spilled my beer all over myself. It was a real bummer in the butthole.”

V2. “That guy from my tinder date was a real bummer in the butthole last night.”

by Lil’ dickie February 2, 2018

Hummer Bummer

When anal is performed in the back of a car.

Hey man how was that hummer bummer last night?

by Comota March 22, 2017

Wood Bummer

When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.

Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?

Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

Bummer's High

Similar to a runners high , a bummer's high is when someone is tired but trying to stay awake and then their buminess activates and they gain the ability to stay awake for the next 1 to 2 hours until it runs out

I'm really tired but my bummer's high is going to kick in soon

by The One and Only Big O June 12, 2018

bummer leaf

A bummer leaf is a leaf that in autumn when all the leaves from the trees attatches to another leaf in a bumming fashion. Also known as friendly foliage or kinkyleaves.

We are bummer leaf

by martymoooooooooo November 24, 2010

Suicide bummer

One who chooses to have unprotected anal sex with an HIV positive recipient.

Mark Perrott is a despicable suicide bummer

by RandyRhoads84 October 13, 2021

bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

by kobi16701 December 9, 2008