party in a bottle

This is the prep liquid you have to drink before a colonoscopy

I picked up the prescription and the pharmacist said "Ooh looks like you got the party in a bottle!" Everyone's a comedian.

by Beatlemaniac65 June 11, 2016

Heaven in a bottle

Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.

Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."

(Later)

Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."

by Neth3rtwist June 26, 2017

Snake in a bottle

a penis inside a vagina

Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."

by Edgar Tarsh November 9, 2019

bee in a bottle

a grown man sounding like he is a young boy going through puberty

his voice sounds like a bee in a bottle

by jamiecarn October 5, 2020

Crazy in a Bottle

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.

"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"

by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021

carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.

The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.

by pdtd April 9, 2022

sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle

This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle

by cüssssss May 3, 2024