A butt plug used to simulate anal sex that is used while one is pleasuring themselves. Usually equipped with LED lights for aesthetics and a fidget spinner on the end for the person in the back during doggy style.
Bro, did u use the ass destroyer 9000 while fucking ur girl last night? The fidget spinner is so fun to play with!!!
by goat daddy March 19, 2021
When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.
by DaveyChaos June 05, 2005
Did you do the knuckle fucker 9000?
by suckle the knuckle buckle my b February 07, 2018
like gawk gawk 3000 but better
Person A: She gave you gawk gawk 3000?
Person B: Nah, That shit so good it was gawk gawk 9000!
Person A: ZAMN BOI, YOU GOT THAT GAWK GAWK 9000??
Person B: Nah, That shit so good it was gawk gawk 9000!
Person A: ZAMN BOI, YOU GOT THAT GAWK GAWK 9000??
by AssDestroyer69420 February 09, 2022
by goose-moade February 24, 2022
The act of giving the best blow job imaginable, it satisfices the man so much that his cum from the balls spews out at 90 mph leaving his balls dry for 9000 hours.
John: Amy gave me a qlok qlok 9000 and left me dry as a bone, but holy hell that was pure satisfaction, 10/10 of sexytime. Aidan: Man she sucked all the babies out of you!
by Johnpapi July 18, 2021
Guy1 : Can you give me the Glawk Glawk 9000 ?
Girl : Sure I can do that
Guy1 : thanks girl i love you
Girl : Sure I can do that
Guy1 : thanks girl i love you
by TeK_Xenon May 10, 2022