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The top-level domain that used to be a fad to use for indie game projects with 1980s graphics, but nowadays lets you recognize a toxic Silion Valley start-up with the containerized framework crypto AI offerings to solve a problem, that wouldn’t be there without people like them, with more of the same.

You know… the ones with the huge stock photos and utterly useless text blurbs, that look like that of an asexual pickup artist peddling courses. The one seemingly run by 3rd-wave-coffee-sipping iDrones in skinny red plaid dungarees with black suspenders, black 50s glasses and side-combed undercut Hitler Youth / generic-diverse-curly hairstyles running the equivalent of jsLinux as their primary OS. The child of Juicero and a Musk project, not doing hardware, not software, but maybe something cobbled together from existing big projects that a skilled coder could put together himself in an evening, but it somehow presented as the greatest invention to ever save the world. Making Pied Piper look like the old and sane generation.

Not a single barefoot greybeard hacker who has worked on bare metal or Unix boxen in sight. They’re CoC-blocked.
A: Hey, have you heard of that great new thing, doteyeohh.io?
They.io made this amazing new invention that will change the world.io! The iMSmart.io!

B: They invented the … browser?

A: NO!! The text editor dot IO! It’s a platform! For frameworks! In a container! Using the new Crust language! See? You can install any scab you like! Let me just download this 128x128 pixel art animation! … hold on this is only terabit 6G… OK, … See?

B: It takes 12GB to run… a disguised Chrome browser in a disguised VM? … Why are my fans spinning up?

A: That’s just the AI gathering your neural data for Google Telemetry. It will make writing text super-easy! You don’t even *have* to make life choices anymore! Who doesn’t hate being an actual individual, right?

B: Nice OS you got there. If only it had a better text editor…
by Evi1M4chine December 4, 2022
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Nami iOS

a player who was at his prime in season 3 and now says OFC HES THERE all the time when playing silvers
by x11poco April 26, 2021
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io

Io is somewhat of a nice person. He likes cats. He likes women. He likes dogs. He also is very hot and muscular and tall. Also a big Family Guy fan. Also can beat the following people in a pvp battle on Minecraft:

- Orca ; Cribbet ; Quixxo ; TruePizzaMelon ; GreatGaurd ; g1ving ; etc.

He is overall a decent person.
Io is sooooo cool!

Io makes me bark!! woof woof!!
by io probably December 7, 2022
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iOS

System that gets you jailed and make you spend money on it.

Go by a charger otherwise you screwed....
iOS: Hey can I get that app
Android: Just download it from website.................. . . .

iOS: Where do I put the SD card
Tim: You don't.
by sSiumTRIliat February 9, 2025
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iOS Heli

A real ass nigga bro what can I say?
In fact… the realest of them all

He’s dumb , ugly and bitchless, he’s the perfect companion because he won’t try to steal your crush, or act smart in front of the bitches, cuz he terrified of em.
He’s gay !
Slatt
iOS Heli??? Nigga tf typa name is that!?
by Heli… November 22, 2021
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IOS

Invisible Oji Syndrome - Caused by a false sense of importance and security given by Oji
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)

If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.

IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at +81-080-6594-2435.
-Walter White: Gus Fring had been feeling Oji stroking his dick

-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.
by AlxandrFAL January 29, 2023
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excited ios

A true indian Critical Ops god which is formally known as Rvayha iOS. He is currently the apprentice of the one and only, Pearl iOS.
by chikin nuggets October 31, 2021
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