by marooned January 22, 2005
Get the status quomug. Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??
by Philosophistry March 6, 2010
Get the status stalkermug. Keith: I posted a really average status before
Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009
Get the status insurancemug. One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.
Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009
Get the status sagemug. A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.
Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .
by rplover1223 April 8, 2009
Get the Status Rapist mug. Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,
STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
by AWCornball June 17, 2010
Get the Status Crappermug. Oh, look at that status queen pounding down drinks with her own camera in her face! No question as to what is on Facebook tomorrow!
by Bokaholic July 26, 2011
Get the Status Queenmug.