Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking is a brillant astro and theoretical physicist, most known for his study of black holes, his book A brief History of Time, and his illness ALS, which has left him almost completly imobile. His other books The Universe in a Nutshell, a Briefer History of Time, Black Holes and Baby Universes and Other Essays, On The Shoulders of Giants: The Great Works of Physics and Astronomy.

He is also a pop culture icon, due to his physically disabled status, his status as one of the leading scientists of our time, and his computer that he uses to talk by pressing a variety of symbols for sounds. He has been in the shows Star Trek, Family Guy, The Simpsons and Futurama among other shows. There is also a rapper, M.C. Hawking, who uses his voice synthesiser to make lyrics. Stephen Hawking, known also for his wit, takes these in good humor.

Stephen Hawking has had Lou Gehrig's Disease for most of his life and as lived much longer then his doctors originally thought.

"When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun." - Stephen Hawking

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."

by Alan McVicker May 1, 2006

steven hawking jr

When you stick a keyboard in the girls rectum whilst she is bent over a wheelchair deep throating a mouse.

" I Steven Hawking jr your mom bitch"

by Faget33 July 11, 2016

Steven Hawking Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.

Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!

by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017

Hawkins Hallow

An area located in Normallville, PA filled with trailers and everything known to man that's illegal including stripers, drugs, a lot of incest, and counterfeiting money. The majority of the people living there are scurfy, smell bad, don't take showers, and are highly uneducated.

girl 1-"See that girl right there"
girl 2-"Yea she looks pregnent"
girl 1-"She is and it's her brother's baby"
girl 2-"Well that's not a shocker she lives in Hawkins Hallow"

by softball_lover#10 April 2, 2009

Sadie Hawkins Dance

another reason for females to complain

"Wish I had somebody to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance :("
"Uggghhh, I'm a hoe and I can't take all 38 of my boyfriends."

by mbelop_ January 21, 2015

Hawkins

A man who is typically stingy in his offerings. Occasionally this word is used to refer to a woman, but mostly the recipients of this label are of the male gender.

'Would you like half a crisp?'
'HALF? You're such a hawkins!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009

Stephen Hawking

The act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst simultaneously using a cell phone during said defecation, for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of defecation, one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist Stephen Hawking.

"Dude I was taking a dump so long I came outta there looking like Stephen Hawking"

"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"

by Hawkingaloogie September 30, 2014