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skull pop 

Can be administered with either hand but the act of slapping someone in the back of the head. Depending on the speed of the hand it can also be called a "0-90" (meaning the hand accelerates to 90 mph before striking the back of the head). A perfectly administered "skull pop" will most of the times cause the head to jerk forward.
I was just sitting here minding my own bitnis and Medo came up from behind and skull popped me.

You better get your ass home. Dads pissed and I think he'll be dishing out skull pops like candy.
skull pop by Tragic-Genius December 25, 2007

skull-fucking 

When you're giving a guy a head and he insists on thrusting.
Rob skull-fucked me so hard last night.
skull-fucking by christine December 15, 2004

skull-fuck 

v. 1) To remove an/the eye of an entity (usually the mammilian boned creature, H. Sapian) from it socket and insert a phallus, or phallic object into the cavity, repeatedly. In the case of an actual penis being inserted, ocular-fornication is continued until ejaculation.
n. a reference to "Full Metal Jacket"
"I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! " -Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
skull-fuck by Epiphyte October 29, 2003

skull-drugged

To beat severely, targeting the head, to the point of rupturing the skull or causing exceeding bleeding.
He disrepected me and got skull-drugged!

Keep talking out the side of yo' neck and see don't chu get skull-drugged!
skull-drugged by Xegetical February 8, 2008

Skull Mat 

After many hours of torture the jailor leaned towards his captor who had not uttered a single word and he snarled, “Not saying anything today are we now Mr Holt? The cat got your skull mat?”
Skull Mat by Noa Lee April 2, 2021

Skull splitting anger 

A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.
When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts