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Retarded Fat Cock

Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.
Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Did you buy me my pack of cock socks for tonight?
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Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.
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Time Cock

Someone who has a scrawny nag of a cock and cums within 1-12 seconds of intercourse
Zach has a real time cock, he can’t stay in bed longer than 12 seconds
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That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn
That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..

Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!
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That is known as an insult to when you make someone really mad
Guy 1: your so ugly

Guy2: go suck a horses cock
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Yo Cameron nice Cock
Cameron: Thanks my rooster is mad cute
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