phan syndrome

term steming from the dan and phil fandom, phan syndrome is being so infatuated with a ship/community that its on your mind 24/7. you think about it in class, walking, sleeping, eating, you can't stop thinking about these two specific people. this phase often phases out slowly over the course of a month. often thoughts in your head are disturbing

guy one: I keep thinking about if insert male British sexually ambiguous person kisses insert male British sexually ambiguous person on a daily basis

guy two: what the fuck is wrong with you, you have phan syndrome

by cautiouscapsacin August 10, 2023

Narrative Framework Syndrome

A psychological condition where someone compulsively interprets their life through the lens of literary tropes and storytelling conventions, combined with an obsessive need to fill any gaps in their understanding with elaborate theories that fit these narrative patterns. Common symptoms include categorizing people as character archetypes, expecting plot twists, and creating complex explanations for simple events to avoid "plot holes" in their personal story.

1. "Dude, my roommate has such bad Narrative Framework Syndrome. When our neighbor got a new cat, he spent three hours explaining how it must be a magical familiar sent to watch us because 'that's how these story arcs usually start.'"

2. "My sister's NFS is acting up again. She's convinced her new coworker must be a secret heir to a fortune because 'why else would such an important character be introduced this late in the season?'"

by mKonic February 5, 2025

Subbu Syndrome

When you listen to too many subbu diss tracks and memes that you become addicted to thinking and saying subbu.

Bro do yk suhas he has subbu syndrome and keeps saying subbu on the track nga

by dharmannn March 9, 2024

Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!

Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Triple X Syndrome

A Dirty ass hoe that’s beyond sped

Hey Baya that bitches pussy has triple x syndrome Ong I’m tired of theses hoes

by DownSyndrome November 28, 2018

Scratch-Dick Syndrome

When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.

"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."

"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."

by joshhastheclaphands January 15, 2020

Alberta Syndrome

noun

A psychological condition in which a person fiercely criticizes the Canadian federal government, denounces equalization payments, rejects eastern political values, and flirts with American-style libertarianism — yet still proudly identifies as a "true Canadian." Often marked by deep resentment toward Ottawa, an obsession with oil, and a confused national loyalty complex.

"Dude won’t shut up about how Trudeau’s ruining the country, calls himself a freedom-loving Albertan patriot, but still tears up during the national anthem — classic Alberta Syndrome."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025