my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.

My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.

by G$hustle February 10, 2024

Shmot Dog

A hotdog but instead of a bun it is a half toasted piece of light bread

Yo gimme dat Shmot dog homie

by IButterMyNutter August 28, 2020

Puff dog

Origin: Trader Joe's
Definition: The coward's sausage roll.

Just tried this new 'puff dog' thing... tasted horrible

by StringedGuitar17 April 16, 2023

Dog

The only thing keeping me happy in life

My dog is great. I love petting my dog

by Thunderstryke the Depressed April 15, 2021

full dog's mashings

Everything, the lot,

What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!

by SuperflyStill April 30, 2021

Dog

its eaten in eastern Asia. its actually very tasty

the dog tastes like chicken. just add some BBQ sauce

by definition person lolol May 1, 2023